Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

albino monkey

A derogatory slur for gingers

ginger “ your a fat cunt”
you “ at least i’m not and albino monkey”

by pur-pur March 29, 2023

white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Monkey

You...

random person 1: Hi giraffe
random person 2: Hi monkey

by monkey man standing on fan March 31, 2023

monkey

you r a rasict

is that a monkey in the tree

by ur public grandma April 3, 2023

Lumber Monkey

Derogatory slang used by Canadian meth heads.

Vince is a lumber monkey.

by Stanksodanky March 27, 2025

Arch Monkeys

A person that is rough around the edges, loud, and unapologetically themselves, whether at home or in public. They don’t follow typical social norms, often acting impulsively, speaking bluntly, and bringing chaos wherever they go. Basically a loose canon mixed with a bit retarded

Man, my brothers are acting like some arch monkeys whenever we have people over

by McC1 March 30, 2025