dis nut

The singular version of deez nuts.

What's dis?

Dis nut. Not bofa dem.

by Definitively Cool December 2, 2023

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.

"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."

by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023

Phantom nut

When you cum but no cum leaves you penis

Bro me and that cute bitch were fucking all night to the point I started phantom nuting

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

Drop the Nuts

1.) To do something particularly ballsy in order to achieve a goal.

2.) An impressive act. This can be a physical, financial, or psychological move.

"We've been waiting to turn out of this parking lot for 5 minutes. This is taking forever.."
"You're right, I'm over it. Hold on, I'm about to drop the nuts!"

"Dang bro, did you have to buy the biggest house on the lake?"
"Yeah, man. I'm new in town. I had to show up and drop the nuts!"

by Steve Blends August 21, 2023

nut bluff

Pretending to nut in a woman’s vagina then pulling out and then busting a nut on her face.

Bro she totally called my nut bluff last night.

by onionpapi August 25, 2023

Nut Neighbor

When 2 or more dudes have had a vasectomy done by the same person.

1: Dr Nutgrabber did my vasectomy a year ago
2: Bro, he did mine too! We are nut neighbors!

by PuddinPack September 2, 2023

kick in the nuts or balls

when we a boy has his ball's busted is so funny and a good torture method
you can kick or squeeze his balls .
they will often cry and feel sick

kick in the nuts or balls story :a boy walked up to girl and asked me if she would date him . after refusing he tried again she grabbed his nuts and squeezed them so hard . he let out a whimper and just kept on crying.
the girl squeezed harder and wouldn't let go till she heard 2 perfect crunches. the boy cried and wouldn't move for hours

by jink234 September 4, 2023