Nut nugget

When left over sperm is stuck in the foreskin of a dick then in 5-7 days the sperm will turn hard and then will you be able to pull them out

I went to go piss and the top of my cock was covered in nut nuggets

by Goofygooberrock472 January 6, 2026

Nuts

Nuts is an expression used when something is so crazy and bonkers that there are no more words to describe it.

Guy 1: My grandma died.
Guy 2: That's Nuts.

by Mr. Grumpus November 23, 2021

CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 27, 2025

Done his nuts in

When a male has fallen head over heels for a female

Oh the poor bloke has done his nuts in

by Vivid28 January 28, 2025

Nut hatch

When your pants are on their last leg and your bollock decides to make an appearance.

When Quinn was coming down the waterslide, he had a nut hatch and i could see his lefticle

by PhatPenguin February 1, 2025

Nut In One

When ur jerking it crazy style and you cum so far and so fast it hits your mouth

I just shot a nut in one last night!

by Raider48623 February 1, 2025

Pebble Nut

A person who is obsessed with collecting Pebbles and sediment.

"Shes such a pebble nut."

by The Odd One In February 9, 2025