wtf-ing my way through life

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you

FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life

by ggnoree November 2, 2021

WTF

It can mean “Where’s the food”, “Where’s the fork” or “Wow, That’s fantastic”

Kid: Mom, WTF
Mom: Sweetie don’t say that…
Kid: Why? I was just asking where’s the food?

by Chris_schreech-owl_Banana November 10, 2021

wtf

want to Fuck

my bf's friend walked up to me and said wtf

by meep.com September 23, 2021

WTF

WHERE'S THE FUNERAL, MY FRIEND JUST DIED

Person 1" Hey dude, WTF"
Person 2"Oh, That way"

by A+! August 9, 2021

WTF

Welcome To Florida. Generally used to refer to unbelievable things, in a negative way.

You lost your wallet in a brothel and then reported it to the police? WTF (Welcome To Florida)!

by Imric Gonkman August 12, 2021

ha1zel..wtf

Ha1zel..wtf is a tik tok user who likes the dsmp and anime, they use they/them pronouns and they are very nice,funny and cool! They are the best

Hey have you heard of the user Ha1zel..wtf on tik tok?

Yes! They are so cool!

by B3e4 July 11, 2021

WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.

1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."

by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022