Warm Damian

A concoction of instant oatmeal and hot chocolate. A food born is necessity and depravity.

What in Christ name are you making with the work coffee machine?

A Warm Damian, I’m hungry thirsty and uncaffienated.

by Greasybanker December 10, 2023

warm up your nose

Another way of saying don’t be a bitch

He told her to “warm up your nose”

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.

A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

by Petdragon December 28, 2022

warm energy

a warm energy drink

yo bro this warm energy was disgusting.

by ghosti__ April 5, 2023

nuclear warming

An insane and fictional concept, rambled and introduced in preparation for an insanity defense.

“Nobody talks about nuclear... the problem... the biggest problem we have in the whole world... it’s not global warming, it’s nuclear warming,” Donald Trump said.

“And all it takes is one mad man and you’re going to have a problem, the likes of which the world has never seen.

by ParkerBic April 13, 2023

Warm Steven

When you touch penis tip with a flashlight under it, so it glows like Stephen Spielberg's hit classic, ET.

I think about the night me and Frank gave each other warm Stevens often. My wife wishes I would stop talking about it every time ET comes on.

by bigpoopiemaster August 25, 2023

warm Irish vegetarian salad

A bowl of hot chips

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?

by BMc2 September 19, 2023