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Witness Tree

a solitary tree amid remote or wide open landscape. Usually a witness tree has been around for many hundreds of years and is the only witness to the history in that area. This phrase can also refer to other objects that have stood the test of time to be the only witness in an area; for example a witness rock.
While driving through wide open prairie of South Dakota, we stopped to have a picnic under a witness tree.

Bob caught his limit of walleye while sitting on a witness rock at wolverine bend.
by lakejammers August 19, 2011
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Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard
"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"
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Cocoa Tree

When a man shits in his hand, rubs it on his pubic hair, and recieves a blow job, it is known as a cocoa tree. This is because as the "bitch" is giving him a blow job, she gets "cocoa" all over her forehead.
A-Rod gave Madonna a cocoa tree and she had shit all over her forehead.
by JMon 60 April 10, 2010
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Sakura Tree

A picturesque coniferous tree bearing bright pink blossoms. Sakura trees are indigenous of East Asia the Niagara region. They are commonly featured in Japanese animes, most notably Naruto.
Badhan: "Hey guys, let's take a group picture!"
Usama: "Oh! Oh! I know! Guys, everyone line up and fan out behind the Sakura Tree."
by DM Converter May 14, 2009
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Nick Tree

A name given to an odd child who was born to a household of trees. They often have poor charisma and a bad sense of humor. Nick tree is a close relative of the plankton family and is regarded as one of the lowest lifeforms on earth.
OOh look there is a Nick tree
by alfred mon petit pois January 25, 2011
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Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.
Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!
by soha33 September 26, 2010
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tree waste

A disparaging term used for a paper document (usually a book) with useless information on it.
All of the Harry Potter books are a fine example of tree waste.
by signull October 12, 2006
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