The master sword

When you attach a sword to a fan and let it spin at your balls

I love playing the master sword

by Aids master 3 November 1, 2020

bending sword

When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.

we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her

by So_u_think_u_can_stance January 22, 2021

Link sword

A roblox item only used by true chads, sure if you get 50 ping you may be able to kill people from thirteen miles away and make half of the server toxic but it's still good. Nobody wants to be stuck with the same old gun for the whole of their fighting life you need some spice.

player 1 WHAT THE HELL MAN THAT WAS 13 STUDS THE LINK SWORD SUCKS

player 2 Mad cuz bad.

player 1 I'M GONNA GET A MOD

Player 2 Shut up mad cuz bad mad cuz bad.

by Making meanings real March 9, 2021

legend of the bone sword

universal channel

CUZ IT FUNNI FOR EXANPLE e LEGEND OF THE BONE SWORD

by DualityBoi April 19, 2021

9 of swords

9 of swords is a tarot card that represents a shit ton of bad things. If you draw this card, pray to every single god since the beginning of time that life chooses to go easy on you.

Amanda: What the shit?! I drew amazing cards and then a 9 of swords?! I’m going to kms
Jamie: awesome, can you pop a titty gorgeous?

by i want to f u c k ur mom May 5, 2021

special sword fight

Where 2 men grab their erect penises and hit them against each other, similar to how roman’s used to fight with swords back in the days.

Hey man, do you want to go to my room to have a special sword fight?

by idonthaveananefoeme June 14, 2022

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022