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squirt squad

squirt squad fastest and the farthest squriters ever. we know how to squirt sooo hard. we have a bookclub on tumblr every saturday where we queef we rub our nipples and we squirt. amber is the leader of the toe squirters while londynn is the leader of the republican squirters daisy is the leader of the queer squirters and maddy is teh leader of the fastest and quickest squirters all together we squirt and fuck.
"omg i wish i could join squirt squad they r so hot and sexy and cunty"
by maddysactuallycrakfkdjg January 4, 2024
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Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.
"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023
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Flirt Squirt

"omg i just flirt squirted"

"he lifted up his shirt and i flirt squirted"
by flirt squirter 3000 October 20, 2023
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Squirt

Your mam is full of squirt
by SenseiCarl October 22, 2023
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Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.
I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”
by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023
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Squirting

When you stimulate both a female's clitoris and G-spot (found about an inch inside the vagina, on the upper wall) at the same time.

Squirting doesn't happen to everyone. It's estimated that only 10-50 percent of females can actually squirt, and there's nothing wrong with you if you can't.

The liquid that comes out of you when squirting isn't just pee. It does contain some pee but it also has prostatic-specific antigen, produced by the skene's glands.
"I squirted for the first time last night, squirting is the best!"
by 691414 April 12, 2023
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fireball squirt

When you’re buttchugging fireball and a little bit leaks out

Pissing or Urinating with an STI, Squirting with an STI or symptoms of one.

Painful anal secretions
The other night, me and the fellas went to drink fireball, when one suggested “LETS BUTTCHUG EM!”. It went as well as it could have. Until mine leaked out. That fireball squirt was like no other. Satan unleashed his full force against my rectum that evening.
by fufuluh April 15, 2023
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