A male who compensates for a perceived lack of penis size by tucking a pair of rolled-up socks in his underwear. (Commonly used as an insult)
by dutchboy September 4, 2012
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No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.
by Pandabear8675309 May 10, 2012
Get the No Sock Day mug.When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011
Get the Sock Block mug.To do with Masturbation. Initially a "Wank Sock", That over time and multiple uses, has taken on the noticeable characteristics of brittleness associated with China crockery.
by llc1234 October 20, 2011
Get the China Sock mug.Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”
by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021
Get the Looking for socks mug.Dragon: “Hey Nighthawk, you want to have a sleepover again tonight?”
Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”
Nighthawk: “Absolutely! I”ll bring the new Good Housekeeping magazine. Do you still have my chum sock?”
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