Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.

I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.

by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018

gucci snatch

A snatch of impeccable taste forged by the mighty Zeus himself. With its velvet walls, many consider it to be the finest snatch known to man. One the Merchant of Venice himself would give a pound of flesh for.

"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to lay my eyes on her Gucci snatch"
"Her Gucci snatch was not of this world. I can still feel the velvet walls on my tip"
"She didn't give me her Gucci snatch willingly"

by Snatch123 July 19, 2017

snatched and attached

Snatched the audience’s attention and attached meaning well put together and slayed.

kylie: Did you see that dance routine?
denis: Yes, girl. It was snatched and attached!

by littlemactalkingsmack August 17, 2017

dumpster snatch

When a bitch has been dumpster diving for too many days and she has gotten waist high in trash. If that cunt don't get cleaned she gets a very disgusting condition known as dumpster snatch.

Nobody will eat my pussy now because. I have a terrible case of dumpster snatch.

by buckshot76 August 18, 2017

half-snatched

the snatching of a wig, but without enough snatchedness to take the whole thing right off. half-snatched wigs are usually caused by performances or events that one would describe as "pretty ok" or "sorta good," but lacked the extra bit of skinniness that snatches the entire fastened wig off the wig-wearer's head

skinny #1: yeah, i saw katy perry perform live once.
skinny #2: wow, how was it?
skinny #1: wig was only half-snatched and bitch had me pay $70 a ticket, no wonder her career is as dead as the real avril lavigne.
skinny #2: oh. rip.

by the_real_ninki_minjaj October 12, 2018

Snatch Raveled

The female version of dickmatized. Controlled by the pussy.

When you forget about a girls flaws because the sex is so good.

That girl has me so snatch raveled I don’t even care that she has 3 baby daddy’s.

by Jackofalltrades505 February 28, 2019

Crusty Snatch

Crusty being, well crusty...bread crumbs sticking to the thiccc thighs, and snatch being another word for pussy (vagina).

That girl had a damn thick crusty snatch on her

by CatFeces_Burglar January 3, 2019