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snatch and release

when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia
oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release
by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023
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Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.
Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.
by Jody South November 1, 2023
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Snatch Burglar

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.
Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar
by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022
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Bear Snatch

A vagina that is so hairy you fear it will be ripped off like a bear trap upon penetration.
I was so game to fuck until I saw her grizzled muff, I walked away because I thought her bear snatch would rip my dick off.
by danglyballzjohn November 24, 2018
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gucci snatch

A snatch of impeccable taste forged by the mighty Zeus himself. With its velvet walls, many consider it to be the finest snatch known to man. One the Merchant of Venice himself would give a pound of flesh for.
"I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to lay my eyes on her Gucci snatch"
"Her Gucci snatch was not of this world. I can still feel the velvet walls on my tip"
"She didn't give me her Gucci snatch willingly"
by Snatch123 July 19, 2017
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snatched and attached

Snatched the audience’s attention and attached meaning well put together and slayed.
kylie: Did you see that dance routine?
denis: Yes, girl. It was snatched and attached!
by littlemactalkingsmack August 17, 2017
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dumpster snatch

When a bitch has been dumpster diving for too many days and she has gotten waist high in trash. If that cunt don't get cleaned she gets a very disgusting condition known as dumpster snatch.
Nobody will eat my pussy now because. I have a terrible case of dumpster snatch.
by buckshot76 August 18, 2017
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