Pisser's paradox

The paradox of dog territory ownership during and after it rains. Rain washes away or spreads out the scent of piss, so it has to be replaced eventually, but as there is no longer any record of the pisser's claim, does it truly have the right to claim it again? This thought experiment was first proposed by Robert Hund in 1933 because he probably ran out of things to do in his tiny Hooverville cabin and had to start tracking the territory of neighborhood dogs during his waking hours. He's also proposed the swallowing tree paradox, the ripened banana and blue pen ink paradox, and to his wife, Melanie. She once gave her grandson $1 to "buy himself something nice" with, back when that meant something.

"Urban Dictionary prompted me to use my nonsense pisser's paradox in a sentence, clearly displaying the fact that it hasn't noticed that it's users have begun using it as a way to also learn phrases and concepts."

by TheGreatestLad March 1, 2024

Hoe Paradox

The idea that if you care about hoes you don't get any, therefore the less you care the more you get.

He doesn't understand the hoe paradox

by hoemaker March 2, 2024

The Everything-and-Nothing Paradox

Everything is possible, including the possibility of impossibility.

person1: don't ever give up! everything is possible after all!
person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?

by gyatt? March 5, 2024

Boomers paradox

Simpler time when life was simultaneously hard and good.

My father used to beat me with a belt for changing the temperature on the thermostat.. ah good old days! - boomers paradox

by Thomas Payne March 15, 2024

paradox live

a mixed media project with banger music that will make you even more depressed than you already are. not so skibidi.

'omg a new paradox live voice drama drops next week!'
'catch these hands avex, i'm going to act up if gokuluck get pwned again'

by kentaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 15, 2024

The Charizard Paradox

The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.

This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.

Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.

Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.

Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.

Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.

Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.

by Remus Marianne March 16, 2024

Defunct-enterprises-paradox

When a brand and or organization offers a service and or offering publicly and or privately and everyone thinks they offer a service or offering and then when trying to use the enterprise and or service offering there's missing input requirements which were thus otherwise unplanned for which is mostly a perspective and or viewpoints analysis, which results in the inability to use the services and or offerings. otherwise something goes wrong.

"Did you get any Defunct-enterprises-paradoxes when trying to contact those government and or private sector enterprises regarding what work and leisure activities facilitation you needed done that you couldn't facilitate yourself?" P2 "Why yes, I did, Every time", "And then I complained on multiple occasions, to multiple branches and or sub trenches of supposed service providers" , "And do you think they fixed it?, "Nooooo" , JGD, "Otherwise create your own subversion setting requirement, using your own resources or personal;".

by patrickthestarfishv2 March 19, 2024