Freddie Murphy

A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.

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by Squirty Murphy May 5, 2025

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A Murphy

Noun. When a man is set up to be robbed, the victim thinks he is going to meet a woman. Typically done when a woman sets up a man, asking him to come over, but another man or group shows up to rob him. More rarely, a man will catfish another man by pretending to be an attractive or easy woman to get a man's address or get that man to come to a sketchy location. Not a scam, this is always done in person.

How'd he hit the lick?

He caught 'em with a murphy.

by TallTanuki June 10, 2025

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max Murphy

Kids a bitch and sucks at track

Have u seen this max Murphy? Ya. Kid must be stupid and bad at track

by Mysterious Plum April 30, 2024

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Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.

Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”

by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024

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