moist bowelette

A small, wet, poo usually on accident.

We are polite people, it’s not a shart, it was a moist bowelette.

by OpticalPrime October 1, 2021

Moist Resolution

When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.

Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.

"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"

by AmySueDew July 24, 2021

Moist Milk

Moist Milk is the army created by Sigmahatesyou too annoy PickleBee_

Sigmahatesyou:”moist Milk”
PickleBee_:”WHY”

by PickleBee July 27, 2021

moist chunks

Two of the worst words combined in history

Get those moist chunks away from me.

by Handprints in concrete May 18, 2021

Manufacture moist towelettes

When it’s so hot outside and you’re sweating so much that you would be able to take a dry piece of toilet paper and wipe your taint area as well as inner thighs and ass crack to produce a product similar to Clorox wipes.

It’s so hot outside that I could manufacture moist towelettes

by Jbed450 May 21, 2021

Moist

moist is just like a slimy penis. It can be the mould on a sponge when it is still warm. It can be anything.

I rubbed my finger slowly across the moist, warm, sponge.

by suckitbbbb June 6, 2021

moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)

damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.

by Mic August 5, 2004