Moist

moist is just like a slimy penis. It can be the mould on a sponge when it is still warm. It can be anything.

I rubbed my finger slowly across the moist, warm, sponge.

by suckitbbbb June 6, 2021

moist chunks

Two of the worst words combined in history

Get those moist chunks away from me.

by Handprints in concrete May 18, 2021

Manufacture moist towelettes

When it’s so hot outside and you’re sweating so much that you would be able to take a dry piece of toilet paper and wipe your taint area as well as inner thighs and ass crack to produce a product similar to Clorox wipes.

It’s so hot outside that I could manufacture moist towelettes

by Jbed450 May 21, 2021

Moist toes

They are toes that are moist.
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1 Synonym for it is Soggy toes.

Those are some moist toes.

by Deskitt May 4, 2021

Moist willy

The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.

I was having sex with Jason but halfway through he gave me a moist willy it was really weird.

by Queefgiver January 5, 2025

Moist

The worst fucking word on the planet

Bob: it's rather moist out today
Tom: RAHHHHHHH *beats bob to death*

by bigmanjerry January 9, 2025

Moist Stick

When you take a shit and then blow a load on it

Check out this Moist Stick I made

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025