blood log

A used, bloody tampon.

Frank: Janie has been in the bathroom for a long time, man.
John: She's probably changing out her blood log.

by Stevtro January 10, 2008

log blocker

Slang term for people who enjoy anal sex.

Roger is a total log blocker

by NattyB April 16, 2008

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

Epstein Log

The name for a penis that is shaped like an egg.

During the Jeffrey Epstein documentary on Netflix, it was revealed that he had an "egg shaped penis", to which he disgustingly smirked.

It's a play on the Lolita Express flight log, a.k.a. the Epstein flight log.

Much like someone with Peroni's Disease has a dick hooked more than Gonzo's nose, someone with an Epstein Log has a fucking oddly egg shaped appearing dick.

by Donkey McMuffinStuffin September 12, 2020

log hound

one who watches computer logs very obsessively

You don't know if the urban dictionary has gone past 1000 definitions? What has happened to my log hound?

by Bungalow Bill December 9, 2001

cutting logs

pooping in long cylindrical segments of doo

Frank was cutting logs and built a huge island in the toilet. Then he sailed a tiny boat to the poop shore and marked his new territory as poop island. Land of the stink.

by Doo-Master September 7, 2006

Linking Log

This is when a male stands over a female (reverse piledriver position) and puts his asshole on the females stretched vagina and takes a dump inside her.

We heard this girl at work liked to get pooped on so Mike gave her a Linking Log.

by redrocket September 16, 2008