Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage May 16, 2012

Jesse Stuart

Hide your kids, hide your wife, because Jesse will rape them in the bum whole. Jesse like to hang out with rawiri Paulson and Ryan Bromage.

WTF, what is Jesse Stuart doing with that kid!

by Yeetdog2000 October 16, 2019

Jesse Kazmerick

A dirty ass blonde kid who hasn’t showered in 5 years and smells like ass. Also he has a mangina.

“Omg you smell disgusting. You must be a Jesse kazmerick”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Jesse Spencer

He is the hottest man alive. he plays Matthew Casey on Chicago fire.

I found Jesse Spencer on Chicago fire in 2015

by jesse spencer fan January 8, 2021

Jesse and Brant

Two homos who love doing anal together

Wow look it’s Jesse and Brant

by Jabarg123 January 13, 2021

jess and archie

the most amazing couple who have been together since the start of high school and are soulmates ❤️

“Jess and Archie are made for each other “

by bum nuggets February 19, 2021

Miss jess

Gypsy queen, likes to make people pick up litter, short, loves drugs.

Look over there miss Jess is driving her house down Merchiston avenue at 60mph.

by An s69 August 26, 2022