Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Ham Candle

A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.

Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!

by Jgsterling512 October 31, 2021

ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one

Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

ham shake

it’s when you shake your ham, but your ham shakes you right back 😎

“HEY MAN HAM SHAKE”
“OHHH BRO YEAH HELL YEAH!!!”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

Ham sandle

An absolute sexy bastard

Yo that guy is an absolute Ham Sandle!

by Not Ham Sandle August 31, 2021

Hammy the ham

The most perfect person ever. Chwis simps for her.

I simp for hammy the ham

by yuhyuhariola June 30, 2021

ham pieced

when you go too hard in the paint, and you end up getting way too drunk (aka hammered).

Did you see john stumbling around the party last night? yeahh he was ham pieced fosho!

by jcrone January 11, 2012