someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)
x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023
Get the crystal closet mug.Crystal is smart, sexy, kind, caring , funny, has huge heart for people and animals. She overthinks and over luvs,.. she would do anything for anyone even if it means she goes without or it Affects her negatively.. she is deeply depressed and yet the life of the party every where she goes, she's fun and freaky and when she luvs someone she luvs hard and deep!.. she leaves an impression on u that you'll never forget!
My best friend is Crystal!.
by Crazycrystal5 September 23, 2023
Get the Crystal mug.Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.
Yo Ava, who is he?
Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
by avadabest1 November 26, 2021
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Get the Crystal mug.She is a girl that cherishes her friends and will feel weird about fake friends but won’t drop them. She is afraid that she will hurt others feelings so she keeps most/all of her thoughts to herself. She loves reading, drawing, colouring, video games. She is pretty smart and has heaps of friends. Sometimes she wishes for a fresh start but shell deal with what she has. She is pretty sensitive and you don’t want to get on the bad side of her.
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Get the Crystal's Hug mug.Crystal just likes to forget everything bad she’s ever done and throws a tantrum when the love of her life does one bad thing, she is very dishonest, unloyal, and disrespectful. She lacks knowledge and acts like she’s above everyone just because she’s one year older. Horrible bitch.
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