On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.
Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
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I like to take Unicorn on walks daily. I don't like to help anyone if they need it. I find my self amazing and no one could be better. Most people say I am self center, I haven't ever been bothered to find out what that means.
Most people are shocked that I call my dog, my child. But she is my one true family member and I love her.
My parents and sisters don't talk to me anymore because they are ashamed of me. However, I have made my way into the dental industry.
I work long hours and deserve a pay raise. Especially since I have Unicorn to look after.
I enough giving people feedback on their lives and make it clear to them what have should do better.
LOVE YOU FOREVER UNICORN!
Love myself just as much!
Me looking in the mirror: "Woah, I look gorgeous today Rain Bow!"
Me talking to a stranger: "Ewww, you should change yourself!"
Me talking to a stranger: "Ewww, you should change yourself!"
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