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WTF

How to get banned off a fucking Minecraft server. Typing this word into ur chat will automatically permanently ban you from any Minecraft server full of prepubescent dicks referred to as “admins”
Person 1: WTF I just waisted 12 hours of grinding on this role play server to buy a plot of land that is 3 by 3 blocks wide!

Admin (probably squeaker) ur getting banned for inappropriate language
by TheBigNig69 February 1, 2019
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where's the food?
"yo WTF?" " What?" "where's the food?????"
by dearest turkey February 10, 2019
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When your teacher or mom accidentaly types you this and you ask what it means:
Response: Well that's fantastic
Son: I got kicked in the head today by a bully...
Mom: WTF!
Son: What does WTF mean?
Mom: Well that's fantastic
by Spiders in a jar September 20, 2018
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'Wtf' stands for 'where's the food'

It's as simple as that.
'Hey mom wtf? There's nothing in the fridge.'
'Oh, honey don't you remember? You are everything after you had your mental break down yesterday.'
by Wtf? Wtf. September 23, 2018
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Wtf?

Stands for 'where's the food'.
Usually used with a question mark.
Could potentially be used with an exclamation point.
'Mom, wtf? There's nothing in the fridge.'
'Oh honey, don't you remember. You ate everything after you had your mental breakdown yesterday.'
by Wtf? Wtf. September 23, 2018
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Short for 'What the fuck'. Usually happens out of anger or being surprised.
Boy One: *punches boy two*
Boy Two: “WTF?!”

Girl One: “Guess what?!”
Girl Two: “What?”
Girl One: “Josie is dating Justin!”
Girl Two: “WTF, REALLY?!”
by anonymous May 25, 2018
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WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.
1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."
by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022
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