i speak abc

"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.

Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"

by Haunting baker August 31, 2022

If Logic Speaks

it means the boundaries and morals of oneself should be set and not crossed; respected.

B: So what happened to that person you were talking to? I thought you liked them?
A: If logic speaks, they shouldn’t be bothering me anymore. I liked them too but they didn’t respect me or make anything makes sense for me.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs November 30, 2022

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

I speak keyboard...

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i speak keyboard...

by  September 21, 2022

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

A conversation of speaking of words of hypothetical or imaginative descriptive scenarios

Lucy: "What would you do if I grew a pair of wings and flew but flew into a street lamp?"

Johnny boy: "I would laugh with my homies."

This is hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

by Shanti Stuffman September 29, 2022

Whore's speak

What women say to cover up being a whore.
(Usually on social media, posting other people's quotes, trying to sound philosophical)

Person one: What's this nonsense coming out of her mouth?
Person two: That's whore's speak.

by markomighty October 13, 2022

Idiomologically speaking

instead of using some lame ass shit like “metaphorically speaking”, the cool kids have been getting into idioms. Just look up the definition of idioms and logic

Al:“Idiomologically speaking, i hate myself”

Anne frank:”oh”

by Roachdawg October 15, 2022