The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.

Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.

by Numerati December 28, 2023

Pi

A number that is 3.1415926535897932384626...
You can memorize the first 50 digits and then say you know hundreds because people get bored of listening to you say numbers.

You: I know 200 digits of pi
Friend: Show me
You: 3.141592653589793238-
Friend: Wow
You: That wasn't all of them
Friend: I don't care

by Ranger Russet January 15, 2024

American pied

When a male or female gets caught masturbating by their other half

When my girlfriend wasn't expecting me to come home so early I American pied her.

by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024

Evil pies

When a man nuts in a woman to keep her from leaving.

Stay away from Todd he’s known for evil pies.

by Nickademus702 December 17, 2022

Pi

The post-Omicron coronavirus variant that is suing the WHO for refusing to credit her for reasons (political, racial, …, mathematical) unknown to, or hidden from, her, even after she had visited millions of urban homes in China and spent some uneasy time with the residents from all social strata, in recent weeks.

With tens of millions of migrant workers going back to their villages to visit their loved ones in the Lunar New Year of the Rabbit, Pi rationalized that her targeted billion-odd visitations in rural areas wouldn’t go unnoticed by WHO officials, who’d be forced to grant her overdue Greek citizenship among fellow Covid-19 variants.

by Fasters January 13, 2023

pi

i guy who probably named himself after a movie about a tiger because they are so cool.

pi: hi! my name is pi
x: like the number??
pi: not again please
x: 3'14159265.....

by capybaraenjoyer November 21, 2021

pi (math)

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006 606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146 951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749 567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190 702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827 785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923 542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049 951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010 003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882 353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201

lol nope.
I aint doing this shit today

pi (math) bruh

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021