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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.
When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.
by anonymous July 29, 2022
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Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.
When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.
by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022
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scoops

If you find someone by the name of "scoops" than its probably not their name and they most likely play roblox at the age of 16. this person is also most likely female and is not ok with nsfw until 20
by Issac mangrove July 31, 2022
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scooped mids

A phrase typically associated with 90s death metal guitars. It is used to describe a guitar sound that has had midrange frequencies removed to create a more sinister and crisp tonality.
Bruh the guitar on that album sounds crushing with those scooped mids.
by Bass_emperor22 September 3, 2022
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Extraterrestrial Scoop

This is what you call your friend when they are getting wild at a party.
“Bro I just picked up 3 fine hoes and we are all going back to my place!”

“Yoooo, thats awesome ya extraterrestrial scoop!”
by Theodore Foreskin January 29, 2026
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