Toilet Paper

A piece of paper commonly used for wiping your ass after a good poop. They come in rolls and are usually positioned next to the toilet for ease of access.

Back in early 2020, people stocked up on toilet paper as to prepare for the lockdown. They did this to stay hygienic. The panic buying became so severe entire lanes of toilet paper in malls were left blank after a few weeks.

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020

Sukadik Paper

When you don’t have anything else to say so you just say this.

Bryan: “...”
Gustavo: “Sukadik Paper!!”
Both: Lmaooooo

by Fishlame August 7, 2020

paper-binning

The act of throwing something away, to get rid of sth., also fig.

Due to low sales figures, the company was forced to paper-bin the whole project and start from scratch.

by Torsten Kathke November 10, 2003

Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022

hotel paper

Rolling a joint with a page of the Bible from in a hotel room.

Sam rolled a joint with a hotel paper while on vacation.

by RHPSBill September 1, 2022

Paper Person

Paper person is someone who is trusted and well liked, and unexpectedly turns out to be a creep. And then looking back at them realizing the clues are obvious (plural: Paper People)

Boyinaband is such a paper person

by omenus November 29, 2022

paper eater

someone who only eats paper

'' omg what are they doing''
'' don't worry there a paper eater''

by paper eater September 19, 2022