The Forbidden Nap

Taking a nap after 7pm while hoping that it won't lead to an exhausting, time-warped disaster, but simultaneously knowing that it undoubtedly will.

Bruh I'm destroyed; I'm probably gonna pass out at 9 tonight.

Dude just take The Forbidden Nap then come through!
That never actually works.

by conmang March 4, 2020

brain nap

A brain nap is when you do something hard like an exam and your brain shuts down for a few days.

Wow, those SATs were so taxing, I’m having a brain nap. I can’t even do basic math anymore without my brain breaking.

by sim27a March 12, 2020

Anxiety nap

When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.

Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.

by Horrid Pain July 20, 2020

dad nap

A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm

Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.

by Mo1996 October 7, 2020

Nap sack

When the person your having sex with falls asleep during the act.

The girl I brought home last night was a nap sack.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

Harlem Nap

When someone overdoses in their vehicle.

That guy with the needle in his arm must be taking a Harlem nap. He should’ve used a spotter.

by OGMikefromCompton August 21, 2022

Turkish Nap

A sleep taken typically during the daylight hours, lasting no more than 4 hours, and may cost around $11.

“I take a Turkish Nap at about 3pm between zoom meetings” - IIIIIIIIIIIIII

by RedditUserxXx420xXx January 14, 2022