buffed up with testosterone army men that use m16a4s and eat crayons and go to deploy on random islands that no one knows such as afghanistan and go on to carry a 25 killstreak so the president of the usa can nuke the white house by accident
person 1: "hey did you hear about the marine's new limited edition camo"
person 2: "yes it's so cool, and it's only for 1999,99$!"
person 2: "yes it's so cool, and it's only for 1999,99$!"
by AverageSpaniard April 23, 2023
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He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."
Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.
Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023
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he's very passionate and loving and the one's who have the honor to be their friend are really blessed. he's also very smart and if you find yourself in an argument with them be prepared to loose, because chances are you will. rest assured though, he's gonna be nice about it unless you're a nazi or a dick but honestly it you are, you deserve it. they're really frickin handsome and look an awful lot like hilbert (just with curls) from pokémon and honestly how cool is that ???
he's very passionate and loving and the one's who have the honor to be their friend are really blessed. he's also very smart and if you find yourself in an argument with them be prepared to loose, because chances are you will. rest assured though, he's gonna be nice about it unless you're a nazi or a dick but honestly it you are, you deserve it. they're really frickin handsome and look an awful lot like hilbert (just with curls) from pokémon and honestly how cool is that ???
- holy fuck you're gonna meet marin this weekend? he's soo cool i'm really jealous !
~ yeah and they're awfully cute, first thing i'm gonna do when i see him is give them a biiiig hug
~ yeah and they're awfully cute, first thing i'm gonna do when i see him is give them a biiiig hug
by ahhmuel May 1, 2023
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That bitch is a Marine
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up the fucking mariners
GTFC
1-0 get in come onnnn
we’re the black and white army
you’ll never see us win
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up the fucking mariners
GTFC
1-0 get in come onnnn
we’re the black and white army
you’ll never see us win
grimsby
up the mariners
by upthemariners October 24, 2019
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Marine the beast
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