Lizard Cock

When a man’s penis has eczema, resembling scales making it appear like a lizard.

When holding a lizard, the man couldn’t differentiate between the scaly, dry reptile and his penis. He then realized he had a sever case of the “Lizard Cock”

by Drewski! December 30, 2025

Lizard

A female who lets Michael stay over, she makes lizard noises throughout the day to let everyone know how much of a reptile she is.

“Lizard is over tonight sorry boys”

by Lizard hunter November 23, 2021

The Lizard People

The Alien Overlords from the Constellation Draco, are shape-shifting reptoids who infiltrated the indigenous earthling population.

The Lizard People ain't just coming for me.

by Shougo February 1, 2025

banana lizard

another euphemism for a male genitalia

"Hey girl, you want me to peel back my layers and show you my banana lizard?"
"ew"

by marsboro February 14, 2025

Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

ditch lizard

a greasy slimey person

damn bro don’t do it she’s a ditch lizard

man you smell like a ditch lizard

by nothrrealdad June 20, 2024

Lizard tickle culture

Lizard tickle culture is a culture of people that tickle lizards for respect

Lizard tickle culture is a bit odd, let's just tickle feet instead.

by The lizard tickler July 12, 2024