Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.

Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!

by breadstickprotector October 7, 2011

Fake lag

When someone claims to lag in a video game just to hide their terrible skills

Adrian has fake lag because he always messes up in video games

by Walking ralrus December 2, 2018

Lag

a excuse squeakers use when they die

Squeaker: 0mg , Y0ur s0 bAd 1v1 me

*They die in a 1v1*
LaAaAaAaAaAaAg
You only one because of lag

by Aaaaa virgin October 12, 2018

Lag

a excuse squeakers use when they die

Squeaker: 0mg , Y0ur s0 bAd 1v1 me

*They die in a 1v1*
LaAaAaAaAaAaAg
You only one because of lag

by Aaaaa virgin October 12, 2018

On the lag

On the lag(er), means spending multiple days drinking alcohol (usually associated with lads holidays)

Been on the lag in Benidorm for 2 weeks lad

by Batis1970 July 28, 2018

LAG YoBoyTy

Has a BIGGG COCK and is also funny. Very aggressive in sex.

Please say you are a Lag YoBoyTy

by LAG YoBoyTy January 18, 2019

Lag?

Short for "Are you lagging too?"

A phrase a person will say in online games if they experience connection problems. After this being asked, the other players will reply "yes" or "no" depending on if they lag too. The point of this is to know if the server they're playing on is having issues or it's the individual player's internet.

If everyone replies"no", you can be sure that your own internet is the problem, however if they reply "yes", it's most likely the server.

Player 1: lag?
Player 2: nope
Player 1: guess my connection just sucks then lol

by  February 4, 2019