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Jared

19 and illiterate
“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”
by Step-daddy October 18, 2021
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Jared is a name of people who are huge pussy bitches that i will fuck anything they see. They are worthless pieces of shit and look like dead rats.
That’s that Jared cunt aye
by Shakeyy627 October 19, 2021
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The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented and sweet human being to ever live and the loml
by leng lee July 21, 2021
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The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented, gorgeus and sweet person to ever live, with a smile worth more than anything .
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Someone on the surface who seems charming, likeable, losing 245 pounds to staring on a hit show. Deep inside it has an appetite for children, this is the Pedo Karen.
"Jared from Subway Is a pedophile."

"On breaking news, Jared Bell has now been convicted for endangering children with harmful material."
by RIP.exe July 29, 2021
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Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth
Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural
by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021
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Jared.we hate him for stealing her.Srry Wilber:(
Of course I met Jared
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