Jesse Pop

When a women dips a man privates in soft serve ice cream and then give him a blow job.

The Dairy Queen server gave the customer a Jesse pop in the freezer for his birthday.

by Dataminer49 September 18, 2018

Jessing-Out

When someone is being incredibly irate over small actions/phrases

“You’re Jessing-Out right now”

“ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN’T SPELL ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM”

by Gayahhninja March 23, 2023

Jess Greaves

Likes to stick saucy lettuce to her clothes and will bite you if you don’t give her enough attention.

Jess Greaves likes rusty spoons.

by shreksthridnipple March 29, 2023

The Jesse effect

Jesse: average dutch guy's name

Dating app expression for when you have swiped left too many times that when a very average guy shows up you swipe right for him

friend 1: Dude, why aren't you answering this guy?
friend 2: Oh... it must have been the Jesse effect

by nondutchies January 31, 2023

Jess/Jessie

A group of closeted Gay Christian men who may or may not be married to women. They often plan trips together without their beards.

That man over there is a major Jess/Jessie.

by Thriller Man February 11, 2023

Jesse Jew

A Jew that hates his own kind and is a Jesse.

Hey I’m not Jewish

Oh so ur a Jesse Jew?

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

Jesse Searle

An absolute barrel. Some would describe this as an abomination. This largely obese dog weighs in at approximately 169kg.

Holy shit , is that fricking ‘Jesse Searle’

‘Jesse last walk around the block, she’s getting old know the barrel’

by George Flord November 9, 2022