Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.

She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.

by TaintYanker October 16, 2025

Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day

Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.

by plgarch December 10, 2025

Greasy Chicken Wing

When you lube up and fuck a fat woman’s armpit.

I got some greasy chicken wing last night from your mom. Fucking a fat girl has benefits, more than just holes at play!

by Vermont Department of Health January 1, 2026

Greasy Lizard

A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).

Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Greasy Starfish

The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"

"I came home last night and my partner was doing a Greasy Starfish waiting for me."

by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025

Greasy tup

A person of European decent with fair skin afflicted with ephelides also characterized as having fair hair usually the everlasting color of a clear tupperware bowl after you eaten spaghetti from it just one time. synonyms: ginger, carrot top, fire crotch.

That was the nicest little "greasy tup" that i've ever spoken to I thought they weren't supposed to have souls....

by Reapers_Gambit March 18, 2025

Greasy V

A well known fast food spot one formally in Athens GA, the other in ATL. AKA The Varsity. Also a certain "chef" from near Sac, who left his half pipe in Santa Cruz. has various similar titles. The Grease Bee, Greasy Vee, Greasemeister. VW. He ain't down with the cock shamans, none of that. He is mostly rad, but when he leaves his subwoofer on all night long, and reacts.....yeahyeahyeah, It ain't no good.

The Greasy V in Athen's had killer O-rings. The Greasy V says he sheds and is a sponsored hesher, But leaves Sk8 ramps left-os for daze.

by wyocoyote June 6, 2024