TikTok Science

A recent study conducted by scientists in which they found out that the app TikTok shares 99.99% of its DNA with cancer.

Scientist 1: Aha!
Scientist 2: What is it?
Scientist 1: It appears that I have found that the popular app, TikTok, does indeed share 99.99% of its DNA with cancer! This is TikTok science!
Scientist 2: Well, it does make sense.

by Is butter a carb? August 3, 2020

Science

Why on earth do we need to know how the damn world works. Okay, I get that some things are useful, but de we really need to know why our water can turn into ice? And all it is is fucking confusing. So, science is the study of facts or truths that are systematically arranged and show why general laws work how they do. Why the HECK do we need this sort of information in our heads?

When ice turns into water, it is science doing it's thingy.

by ima dumbass bitch September 8, 2020

Science

To test something sporadically, usually in a video game.

"Can you break your fall with water in the nether?"
"Idunno. Science it."

by Dee54 September 16, 2020

Robert Blake science college

A stupid school that doesn't allow drinking water

Robert Blake science college lol

by Eeeerrrrttttpppp October 9, 2020

Science Class

A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.

In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!

by Fuery February 1, 2023

TCI Science

TCI is pain and suffering. It is an entire app just about reading random text about the fucking Mesopotamian river or sum other shit idk. when it can be summarized in one sentence or less. TCI is dumb and shouldn't be used in schools.

Teacher "Alright open TCI Science"
Student "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK TCI Science"

by tcihatercartifan6969420 February 23, 2023

science boy

A derogatory way to refer to your friend who is in a STEM field of work or has a STEM major.

“What did you think would happen if you poured bleach into your eyes?”

“Whatever science boy.”

by Firebirb October 19, 2023