mass-deck

the deck were massing occurs
(also see mass)
(also see crete)

Let's go crete on the mass-deck.

by poop December 13, 2003

one-deck

stoned county boy excellent DJ brilliant in bed

extrav

by Tiesto May 22, 2003

Decking

Basically the opposite of docking
To deck you need 3 men, 2 of the 3 men will prolapse their assholes and the third man will wrap ones prolapsed ass over the other one.

Bro me jack and Carl did decking the other day, it hurt like shit but it was worth it

by The ultimate businessman October 15, 2024

Rotten deck

Worse then a "bad-hand".
Blaming life for your shortcomings".

L.-" it's Not fair! I was delta a bad card in early on in my life!"
M.-" you weren't delt a bad hand, you picked the rotten deck".
L.-"...@%@$#"

by anonymous December 14, 2024

Squash Decking

When a homie is sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, while another homie stands in front of them, pissing in between their legs.

That party was crazy last night, I went into the bathroom and saw two dudes squash decking!

by G-Fippy July 4, 2025

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

tabs on deck

to have xanax on-hand.

if you're bringing bitches over, let 'em know i've got tabs on deck!

by marblecakealsothegame13 March 3, 2025