beaver house

An alternative word for "damn"

Well beaver house bells, that sucks.

by tomacato flower August 28, 2016

the smoking beaver

A woman that smokes weed out of her vagina for any amount of money.

"hey bro i got eleven bucks want to call the smoking beaver over here"

by the smoking beaver May 10, 2012

beaver tail

When a girl's pussy lips are so loose they slap together and sound like a beaver slapping his tail on something.

DAYUM that pair a titties that passed out at my place last night had a bad beaver tail going on.

by DA FREAKEN COCKBLASTER January 11, 2008

Beaver Boy

A superhero derived from a love of Beavers. Growing up with beavers ensured beaver boys talented superhero skills, beaver like features and love for beavers. (He is often teamed up with his fellow sexual superhero, Llama Lady.) Together they fight their evil nemesis, Goat Girl! Damn her and her goatee!

Look, it's beaver boy!
He can chew through almost ANYTHING!

by Llama Ladies Secret Identity July 19, 2009

Beaver fever

Beaver fever is a terrible disease transmitted by beavers. Once a human catches it, the poor victim will slowly transform into a beaver. One knows when he has it when his two front teeth are longer than they should be and when he violently bites wood.

My brother is violently biting our wodden dinner table. HE IS BECOMING A FRIKIN BEAVER, he has beaver fever

by LKJOIJKL November 4, 2008

big beaver

Since "beaver" is a term, commonly used to refer to a woman's vagina, this refers to a woman that has a "big" beaver.

She was such a tall girl, she must have a big beaver as well.

by Panchoman Jr. November 3, 2006

Smelly Beaver

The act of rubbing a vagina onto a face of an individual. But the twist to the matter is that the vagina has not been cleaned for three weeks.

Ohh baby, that feels awesome, now come in with the Smelly Beaver

by 1998288439934839382 January 16, 2010