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The “Blessed” Curse

A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.
The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.
by ItWasHenz’sFault May 8, 2024
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Blessing

Guy: Hey man do I have your blessing to ask your sister out?

Guy 2: Yeah man go ahead.
by Kypren November 28, 2021
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Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it
*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(
by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024
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Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
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Blessing

fattest bitch ever she’s the fakest bitch you’ve ever met talks shit about everyone
that’s blessing don’t go near her
by ellie473 July 18, 2022
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Daddy’s Blessing

A slang term for cum that is used by a person who refers to their sexual partner as ‘Daddy’.
May I have Daddy’s Blessing? 🥺
by daddys lil slut July 28, 2022
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Bless

Said when someone is acting irresponsible or lacking competence in an amusing way.
Aw bless them, they don't know their arm from their elbow, bless their cotton socks.
by Montymouse4 June 24, 2022
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