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Root-tooted

Smoking weed and getting as high as can be
It's good to get root-tooted after work sometimes
by Ladysommers June 10, 2023
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Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.
Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer
by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023
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Root

A little gremlin with massive eyes, who is also known as a juliet. You can also use Rupert to describe her.
by Alongside June 26, 2023
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The slang term for "Penis" commonly used/heard in rural parts of Western New Brunswick, Canada. Alternatively called the "Bird" as well. Used mostly by local hillbillies to casually and crudely describe either their own penis or their friend's. Origin is unknown, though locals say it stems from the possible lack of collective IQ points in this specific rural region due to lack of Federal funding to rural areas.
1. "Don't pull out yer' dirty fuckin root there, bud! It's broad daylight! What are ya? A Goof?"

2. "Buddy in the locker room said I had a real big root hangin' off me, I ain't gay but I'm takin' that as a compliment fer sure!"
by anonymous July 16, 2024
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root the parrot

"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"
by grishmael July 28, 2024
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You went to the calculator app on a apple device and went to scientific mode and just pressed every button left to right
I am so 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))
by Erodoeht22 April 12, 2025
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