The Blind Monkey

if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass

“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey

by swagmastermf November 22, 2021

Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

Mentor Monkey

An upcoming social learning platform for Entrepreneurs and professionals. If unemployment is Thanos, then Mentor Monkey is Avengers saving you from becoming dust in the corporate world.
Mentor Monkey is a very happening place you will always find communities discussing the corporate world and how to improve it. What makes Mentor Monkey special is, it represents human evolution and how one can evolve further with a correct mentor to conquer the world.

I wish I were a human so that I could have signed up at Mentor Monkey today!!

by Good Grader November 24, 2021

Monkey's Memes

A discord server containing many nerds with either no life or are a weeb. The owner of the server is transgender and the moderators are pretty chill.

Hey have you joined the server, Monkey's Memes? Its pretty gay

by Tubbie November 23, 2021

Phuck Monkey

A guy who has a bad habit and gets great enjoyment of randomly rubbing his Weinner on anything and everting , laughing like a Japanese little girl , acting like a retard at Chucky Cheese . As he Rockes Out with is cock out .

That Phuck Monkey is out there rubbing his weinner down my truck again .

by Lord Phuck Boy May 18, 2023

Trash monkey

A low down grimy ass person who displays no regard for others , and behaves rather ruthlessly to get what he or she wants.

I'm so tired of dealing with these trash monkey ass people around here!!

by Oralation specialist May 19, 2023