big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗

“ i have big black penis syndrome”
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “

by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023

Penis

A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,

Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant

by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023

Blarps penis

Blarps penis

Blarps penis

by JM99 Official October 4, 2023

Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.

Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.

by Joyful Journey July 1, 2023

Penis

The ding dong in-between your legs.

You beat it to get pleasure and let out your special love juice.

My penis is rock hard, I should probably jerk off to something.

by No B*tches July 3, 2023

Peni

A plural from for more than one penis. Because “penises” looks weird, and is boring.

“Hey mate. Are you goin to that party?”
“Yh Ofc. I was told there finna be lots of peni. Why would I miss such an opportunity?”

by that1.J July 4, 2023

Penis guzzling guy named john

A guy who guzzles glizzy named john.

"Look honey, its a Penis guzzling guy named john!"

by joe biren gives birth July 4, 2023