Sexual intercourse involving a penis, referring to the penetratIng party lying down while the person being penetrated sits on top of the penis. It’s a penis ride!
Man: Hey babe you wanna have a penis ride when I get home from work?
Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!
Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!
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1. Some shit a 13 y/o cracker in history class would say right before the north tower being hit while the TV is on mute
2. Some shit a 4 y/o cracker in an apartment would say right when they see their mom blowing their dad
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When the death star shoots you right in your dick before exploding your planet
1. Some shit a 13 y/o cracker in history class would say right before the north tower being hit while the TV is on mute
2. Some shit a 4 y/o cracker in an apartment would say right when they see their mom blowing their dad
<Noun>
When the death star shoots you right in your dick before exploding your planet
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