newcastle brown veil

Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.

Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.

After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.

Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.

by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

Downtown brown halo

Your poophole, turd cutter, balloon knot, chocolate starfish, sphincter.

Her downtown brown halo left a shit stain ring at the base of my cock.

by SauerCrouse51 July 5, 2022

Casper Brown

A depressed child at the verge of dying but can't because it'll upset everyone, and when tried, got yelled at. A Casper is someone who can't control their emotions, or feelings. Keeping everyone away from who they actually are in fear of being left behind.

Casper Brown looks upset

by Cantaloupe23501 July 9, 2022

Leoni Brown

The original Cunt, from cuntsville.

If Leoni Brown works at your workplace, she probably heads up the cycle to work scheme.

by Get us a coke July 13, 2022

Brown Defibrillator

After having done something physically exhausting, someone poops on your chest

After I had sex with my boss’s mom, she was so out of breath so I gave her a Brown Defibrillator

by This is not my real name July 14, 2022

The Antonio Brown

When someone comes in your while sleeping and gives you a blowjob. You wake up to it but pretend your still asleep. Complete in their mouth while yelling your own name.

He tried to come in my room and give me a BJ while I was sleeping. He tried The Antonio Brown on me at universal studios.

by Meowboo1 July 14, 2022