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The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
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un peu occupado

I know you were un peu occupado back there getting bang-healed and everything
by smile.rossie April 11, 2017
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Un perse

Spanish for "A rash".
I had Un Perse on my dick. It was 100% herpes.
by Autotuned Rainbow Cat May 3, 2017
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The Kim Jong Un

A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.
I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un
by Juche Life June 5, 2017
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un peu

Un peu is French, and it means "a bit" or "a few" in English.
Dont u think that Sarah's shorts are too short? Yes un peu!
by Johannesmile July 6, 2017
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Kim Jong-un

The chick who your Mexican boyfriend is cheating on you with.
I can't believe that asshole had a secret Kim Jong-un.
by Mi gusta November 26, 2017
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un-mun

An unspoken rule or agreement between a group of two or more people.
A: Dude james pulled down his pants all the way down at the urinal today.
B: Dude un-mun.
by NightGhost1400 November 28, 2017
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