Shell shocked

Traumatized.

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Shock Gobble

A thing turkeys do when they suddenly hear the call of another turkey

Guy: *turkey noises*
Turkey: *shock gobble*

by Bruhnham July 23, 2021

SHOCK PerkyOx

A guy whos always rich but is also a player
he sweats at fortnite and wont play anything else
he likes to loudly pretend hes in a hentai anime

Bruh, my teammate SHOCK PerkyOx is so sweaty! its so obvious he only plays fortnite

by Samurott Fax August 7, 2021

Shock and eww

When you start out cropdrusting a group of people and end up defecating your pants.

I wanted to just fart on them but they got the "shock and eww.'

by PoetikDom August 10, 2021

Bam Shock Dodge

A bam shock dodge is what happens when you majestically dodge a shock in mario kart.

Me: BAM SHOCK DODGE!

by Bossboy28 August 20, 2021

Shock Content

Any form of media (image, video, GIF) on the Internet designed to disturb, unsettle and traumatize any unfortunate to view. Generally shared by Edgelords.

-Watch this live clip I found, its rlly funny (link)
(Shock Content: Link leads to Ronnie Mcnutt suicide stream)
-wtf how is that funny
-cuz you soft

by BalOrbOvrBob July 11, 2021

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022