eoin murphy

Massive cock and really good at fifa, the best footballer in the world and he is ripped as fuck

“I wanna be like Eoin Murphy when I grow up” “how is he so muscly”

by Punanipunisher November 23, 2021

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seth Murphy and Millie lane

When 2 people are meant for each other and deeply in love

Seth Murphy and Millie lane defined

by Muffin man 10 May 27, 2023

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A lovely beautiful girl. Very sporty and determined. She LOVES pastries. She is very introverted, but when you get to know her, you will realize how special she really is. She is an explorer and basically immune against anything poisonous! She could defeat anyone. Very smart although she doubts herself sometimes.

Guy 1: "Who is that girl?"
Guy 2: "She is Murphy, a real snack."

by Dwarf23 June 29, 2023

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Murphy Duck

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.

"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."

by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023

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Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.

After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023

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Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

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