Mormon harem

A group of females a Mormon is married to.

Everywhere that guy goes, you see him with his Mormon harem.

by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

Mormon Roadblock

When a large family or group of people obstructs a walkway or thoroughfare.

I tried to have a peaceful run this morning, but a Mormon roadblock prevented me from using the sidewalk.

by ChemiSPE August 26, 2021

Mormon

Cleveland

Cleveland is mormon

by MormonCleveland September 3, 2021

Mormon goodbye

Having sex in the temple.

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?

by Cazoli November 25, 2024

Mormon

Subdivision of the KKK

Did you hear that Cecilia was a mormon
Damn, she should go back to Utah

by lysergic acid enjoyer December 9, 2024

Mormon cocaine

Mormon cocaine:sugar,specifically white crystalline "table sugar" and similar inverted sugars or sugar adjacent sweeteners.

Eg Lemme get a cup of postum wit a s much of that mornon cocaine you can gimme eg met up with some elders for a church potluck and got the jitters from that frog eye salad,ambrosia mormon cocaine diet.

by Boston blackie December 13, 2024

Fat Mormon

when you rest your big fat belly on her back while you soak 🤤

Dude william Lyle just pulled a Fat Mormon with his girl, shit was so hot

by thatsepic January 9, 2025