patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.

awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!

by ivette July 19, 2006

Glittered her kitten

To perform anal sex on a woman and then fuck her pussy

Last night was great, I was doing her up the arse then I glittered her kitten!!

by bridgettheperv June 19, 2009

Drown some kittens

To open one's bowels. Take a dump. Have a shit.

Pass the newspaper, love, I'm away to drown some kittens.

by lardeboy July 8, 2006

kitten man

A kitten man is a spastic

They are just kittens because they are so weak and pointless

An advantage of a kitten man is a kitten man

Or most kinds of spastics


They kick shins in football and say "look a this" in a crazy voice and then hit footballs at retards.

by <3 Kitten man <3 January 13, 2009

retarded kitten porn

refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka porno

dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!

by themuthafuckinman April 26, 2013

Death to all kittens

A word used to express how upset one is, or to offend someone. Also known as DTAK (pronounced D-tac. Offen used by emo teens.

I hate life! Death to all kittens!

by Emory February 12, 2006

Break kittens’ spines?

A term used to clarify that one is joking, at the end of a sentence. The sentences are usually very extreme. This phrase shows that there are no cruel intentions and that the person really means affection and love. Overly popular in scotland.

Funny joke. Break kittens’ spines often?

What do you do in your spare time, break kittens’ spines?

by Fromkaren April 11, 2019