Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

by BEK August 31, 2013

Jonathan Baggs

and astronomy genius and great lay

"wow i'm so sad that i don't get Jonathan Baggs D"

by The girl who get Jon's D October 3, 2013

jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome

"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."

by xochosinkox October 15, 2013

Jonathan

A guy thats very patient, has a girlfriend named linda and is a bisexual icon, normally mexican and his best friend is probably name Gilberto

I wish I was Jonathan

by bitchugay January 19, 2023

Jonathan billiam squidworth

The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.

Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.

by Megasour69 January 28, 2023

Jonathan Davis

A very cool guy. He's got cool vocals.

Me: BRO JONATHAN DAVIS IS SO COOL
Some little shit: who tf even is that guy stfu

by JonathanDavisIsVeryVERYcool January 31, 2023

jonathan

jonathan is my first love. he is the definition of perfection. jonathan is loyal, kind, loving, thoughtful, caring, and handsome. I’m still with him now and it is February 12, 2023. We have been dating for a little over 2 months, not 3 months yet. I’m so in love with him. I can’t stand to be away from him. I would absolutely 100% give up everything for him. He is so perfect. How can someone so special and perfect love me and want to be with me. When I was younger I thought all those love movies and stories were all so cliche and fake. But now I realize what those girls go through, how they feel, and what they see in a person. Once I look into those beautiful brown eyes of his I lose all sense of my surroundings. I get so lost into his eyes and the way he looks at me and that gorgeous smile. The way he looks at me is so special and indescribable. I’m always so nervous around him. Like I said before He is my first love , I’ve never loved someone like I love jonathan . And love is such a strong and powerful feeling.It consumes your entire being and changes you. Jonathan has changed me, and I like who I am with him in my life.

Jonathan, my first love.

by Paisleyb_xoxo February 11, 2023