Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023

Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome

The Swedish 1,000-yard stare syndrome is developed when a mentally stable person is exposed to an individual with an extra chromosome for a long period until their mental mind combusts into flames. Upon this full mental death, they do a 1,000-yard stare into oblivion for 24 hours straight until they die from a lack of oxygen.

'Hey bro, did you hear what happened to Mark last week?'
'Yeah, he got Swedish 1,000 yard stare syndrome'

by sdsadasdasdasdasdasd December 6, 2023

barn yard dog

a person that is an idiot or does something very dumb.

Tom Taylor stop doing that your acting like a barn yard dog.

by amos blacklock July 31, 2023

yard house boyz

prison gang originating in chicago. they mainly sold drugs in school zones and blew huge loads. they have room temperature IQs and love to play fortnite all day in their "hot stuff" pajamas you could catch these creatures roaming around the suburbs of chicago since they really aint bout that life. in prison they mainly got butt fucked and tossed around by the bbc of the prison. they love listening to duwap kaine and shitty 2010 hits. the food they mainly live off of is ramen and anything open on the doordash app past 11pm.

yo yard house boyz where u from? spits spew out mouth. suburbs . *continues sucking*

by YouChase August 13, 2023

Yards of it

The amount of dick she wants

How much Dick has your mom had?
Yards of it.

by PVT Wolf August 21, 2023

50 yard challenge

Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.

Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020

50 yard challenge

A way to have everybody's attention.

When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020