Mario Taint

A virtual taint program created by Nintendo allowing the average child to magically paint with there taint while also playing some educational games about your taint.

Man! My children love Mario Taint! Hopefully this will teach them how to become productive members of society. With there taints...

by Jordan the BETTER GENIUS than the other one... January 25, 2008

Taint Week

The week between Christmas and New Years. It 'taint xmas and it 'taint New years.

There's never much work accomplished during Taint Week.

by wildlifeuplift January 11, 2008

holiday taint

The span of time between your chosen religious holiday celebration (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, etc.) and New Years Day.

Roger: I'm just gonna keep drinking all through the holiday taint!

Sally: Holiday taint?

Roger: Yeah, tain't Xmas and it tain't New Years!

by Japer Ray January 6, 2009

taint gasket

The part of the taint that prevents a girl from going from asshole to strait cunt

She must have blown taint gasket because she is being a cunt

by spakleboy June 18, 2014

touching taint

When you go deeper than balls deep.

Dude, first we just the tipped it and then I went balls deep. It got outta hand and before I knew it I was all the way touching taint!

by Ohnono December 13, 2012

Taint Towel

A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.

Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"

by Wolfgang7990 March 2, 2011

taint brush

The article used to clean or scrub one's taint. Can be anything from a toothbrush to streetsweeper depending on the size and severity of taint uncleanliness. Traditionally used by females; males use grundle brushes.

Stay out from under Meredith, she hasn't used a taint brush in years.

by webecheefin April 10, 2006