Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021

Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun

Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.

by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021

Swedish Cheesewedge

A sturdy cheese to combat the smell of rotten herring.

Wow you’re really swedish cheesewedge.

by sumtingwong69 February 3, 2022

swedish conditions

A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.

High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.

We don't want swedish conditions in our country.

by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

Swedish

A subgroup of Femboys, often defined by straight, blonde hair and freckles.

(Also, definitely the bottom)

I'm Swedish! Sweden, what's that? No, I mean I like taking it up the ass!

by I'm Swedish, I Can Say It February 17, 2022

Swedish Bite

A phrase that is used when everyone refuses to finish the last “bite” or portion of food at the table.

Usually shown as a sign of respect

“We have one more cupcake left. Are you going to eat it?”
“I can’t. It’s the Swedish bite”

by Cowchiemane February 26, 2022